Secret Group of Brown Kids at the Movies

The fate of earthrealm is in the balance as Tiff tests his might against Jamel and Kendall who only uses cheap moves in a battle to determine what constitutes as a fun movie and whether or not the MK remake survives the fatal video game adaptation curse. 

This week Lola and Danabelle leave their lumpy blue sweaters at home and explain to Tiff in great detail why if he loves someone then he has to put them in Chanel. From New York to Paris, the pod goes high fashion to review one the film icons of the 2000's.

This week Tiff & Jamel came to play baseball and stack money... and they're all out of money. Hilarity ensues in 90's New York City as characters from the criminal underworld hunt for an unlucky bartender who only signed up for watching his neighbor's cat in what's probably Darren Aronofsky's least artsy-fartsy film yet.

After 2 long years; WE ARE BACK! It's been a long time, but come join Tiff & Ren as we travel back to 90's Hong Kong take down brutal gun runners. How? By shooting every single person we could find. Fight fire with fire! We herald in the return of the pod with the Godfather of modern-day shoot-em-ups.

Wrapping up our Denis Villeneuve mini-series with one of his more obscure films. On this week's episode Tim spends 90 minutes asking Tiff "you sure that wasn't you?" and "you ain't got a brother?" while Tiff insists "Nah, I just got a knowing face. I don't even go to s3x clubs like that."

On part 2 of the Denis Villeneuve pack; we go south of the border to have some morally gray fun. This week Tim & Jamel are let loose in the fight against the cartel, but struggle internally with the idea that this podcast may have turned them into villains.

We're finally dropping the Denis Villeneuve pack after 2 long years. Kicking it off on the planet of Arrakis with Mauricio and Chris coming aboard to help the pod spread intergalactic colonialism and move weight. 

We're wrapping up out Valentine's Day/Romance mini-series by trying to play cupid with estranged childhood sweethearts. Not for the sake of love, but for the sake of free food. Tim, Karreem and Lola join to panel to deliberate, and shop for track suits.

This week we continue out Valentine's Day Romance mini-series by falling in love with our phones. Well, the voice in our phones specifically. That makes it less weird. Tiff and Tim tackle Spike Jonze's exploration of technology, relationships, and high-waisted pants.

We kick off our Valentine's Romance mini-series by going back in time to stop Terra from preventing Barack and Michelle from getting together and ruining the timeline. Also, Tim does his Barack impression the entire episode.

This week Karreem and Chris join the panel to have a thoughtful in depth conversation on the benefits & dangers of artificial intelligence, humanity, philosophy, and stripper names.

As if running a country isn't hard enough, Tim & Ren join the cabinet meetings to help come up with a plan of action and evacuation strategy as a giant monster destroys Tokyo. After all, only one thing will be able to save us from Godzilla; bureaucracy.

On this week's episode the phones and internet stop working and Karreem won't let us back in the house. Instead he peeps through the blinds like we can't see him. It's not even his house.

Kicking off the new year with Zack Snyder kicking off his new Sci-Fi space opera saga. After you listen to this, stay tuned for the Snyder cut of the episode; it'll be even longer, and with even more slow motion.

Special episode! A chunk of the secret brown kids share their favorite movies of 2023 and some hopefully kind words as we take one final look back at our inaugural year.
 
Featuring: Lola, Terra, Karreem, Jamel, Tim, & Cherry.

Wrapping up our 2023 Christmas watch with a bow, we journey back to 1940 to hang out with the Parkers in this classic Christmas slice-of-life about how incredibly stupid, and hilarious, children (and their parents) can be.

Slipping in a bonus episode into our Christmas Watch as a little gift. This time we follow Santa around as he hilariously racks up a kill count in the name of spreading love and joy to all the nice children.

Continuing the Holiday watch, we travel across the pond to visit our eccentric British-Caribbean family for love, laughs, and D R A M A. Terra, Lola, Karreem, and Tim learn the proper way to make a goat curry on this week's episode.

As we kick off our holiday season with Tim and Kendall and try to do the impossible; find a Turbo Man doll on Christmas Eve when all the stores are sold out and Sinbad has the same mission, but he's even more desperate that we are.

This week Tim & Karreem join the panel and journeyed back to the early 1900s to put a finger on why exactly this film is a certified classic despite the heavy subject matter. They also picked a fight with the thicc girl in the club and started a lemonade stand.