Secret Group of Brown Kids at the Movies

Malignant (2021)

Horror movie season continues; this week with part 1 of a blind watch double feature where Tim & Chris join to put their feet on the air and their heads on the ground to see if there's anything in it. There's a weird killer on the loose but this mystery was more concerning.

No One Will Save You (2023)

This week Tim & Ren join the panel to help combat loneliness and an alien invasion. Or as the Uncle my family doesn't talk about used to call it; Friday.

The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)

In the conclusion of our SCORSESE x DICAPRIO mini-series Tim & Jamel join the firm as we visit the trading room floor to ask the real questions; are any of you good people, and how much of the 100 million dollar budget was spent on real cocaine?

Shutter Island (2010)

In part 2 of our SCORSESE x DICAPRIO mini-series we figure what better way to find out who your real friends are than by hunting down an escaped patient at a mental institution for the criminally insane in the middle of a hurricane on a remote island off the Boston coast. Tim, Ren, & Karreem join the search efforts in their finest US Marshall outfits.

The Aviator (2004)

On our first SCORSESE x DICAPRIO mini-series Tim & Cherry join the panel to glide on over to the biopic part of tinseltown to answer a burning question; what goes harder: flush rivets, or the Trans-Atlantic accent?

Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)

This week we get unbearably nerdy as we run a D&D campaign to assess the [better] Dungeons & Dragons movie. Tim, Ren, Karreem, & Chris join the party with their cloaks, staves, and spell books and roll for initiative to tackle the overweight dragon that is getting through an episode in less than 2 hours.
They rolled a "nat 1" and failed.

Man on Fire (2004)

Closing out the Denzel mini-series with one of his iconic Denzel Thrillers™ as we head down to Mexico City to report on the carnage that bodyguard Denzel is leaving in his wake. Apparently anyone that was involved, anyone who profited from it, and anyone that opened their eyes at Denzel is now deceased, so Tim & Cherry have no idea who the hell to interview on this matter.

The Mighty Quinn (1989)

On part 2 of our Denzel mini-series we head to the 80's on a Caribbean island to see who has the best accent, and capoeira fighting skills between Denzel and Robert Townsend. Tim and Ren join the panel to try and wrap their minds around this odd movie, and yet a certified classic of the West Indies.

Fences (2016)

On the first part of our Denzel Washington mini-series we journey back to the 1950's to watch Denzel flex his raw acting power and be an *ABSOLUTE MENACE* to his family. Respectfully. Tim & Ren join the panel as we Take the Crookeds With The Straights™ in this adaptation (also directed by Washington) of the iconic August Wilson stage play.

Hidden Strike (2023)

This week Tim, Ren, & Karreem team up to do a balancing act on the panel, and much like Jackie Chan & John Cena getting together; literally nothing could go wrong. Just kidding. Let's tackle the CGI set design and geopolitics of a movie that may or may not have been filmed 5 years ago and finally found its way out of limbo; Hidden Strike.

65 (2023)

This week Tim & Ren join the panel as we journey 65 million years into the past to judge Adam Driver's dad jokes as he tries to protect us from, *checks notes*,... literally everything. But especially these diesel dinosaurs that don't skip leg day.

Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (2022)

This week Tim and Ren join the panel as we run with the bulls, get drunk off milk at high altitudes, bench press without a spotter, awaken sleeping giants, and experience existential dread as we deal with our mortalities. But all for a noble and just cause; critiquing the third installment of the Puss in Boots series.

They Cloned Tyrone (2023)

There's some high level government conspiracy afoot this week, and we're about to figure this out. Cherry and Jamel join the panel to go down the elevator to hopefully figure out what's strange in the neighborhood in Netflix's new Sci-Fi/Blaxploitation throwback comedy.

Blade of the Immortal (2017)

This week we're slashing through half of feudal Japan because a witch with too much drip magically appeared and sold us some sketchy gummy worms and now we're charging full speed through the forest fighting everybody. Tim & Ren join the panel to discuss Takashi Miike's 100th film (allegedly).

Dunkirk (2017)

To help close out our Christopher Nolan Mini-Series; Tim and new fighter Jamel join the panel as we try to save as many pale white boys as possible from the Jerries via 3 overlapping timelines.

Memento (2000)

Tim and Ren join Tiff to literally forget what this episode was about.
Where was I?
Tim and Ren join Tiff to literally forget what this episode was about.
Where was I?
Part 2 of our Nolan mini-series, we tackle the non-linear neo-noir; Memento.

Following (1998)

Tim & Karreem join Tiff as they stalk unsuspecting blokes around the streets of London because of their poor taste in music and fashion as we kick off our Christopher Nolan mini-series with his debut feature.

Commando (1985)

Special Father's Day episode! Tim and Ren join the panel to deliver the kidnapped children from evil and 5011 1-liners as we go through the iconic action flick, and dad film; Commando! *angry Arnold noises*

Moonrise Kingdom (2012)

We finish off our Wes Anderson mini-series with Tim and Ren on the panel as we run away from home, set up camp, and share stories of foolish teenage love, and resist the urge not to laugh about each others' depressions.

The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)

Ren joins Tiff for the second part of the Wes Anderson mini-series. Together they break out of prison and liberally apply cologne while on he run.